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# threadjack
Human: how do i kill myself

G. Bot: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# he he
Human: have you just farted
G. Bot: I don't think I ever have just farted. What's it like

Human: nice, i preffer to shit myself
G. Bot: Thank you for your kindness.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# heh "I've never just farted"
I always follow through, too.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)