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# mmm! tastimication!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
no hummus, my arse! WOO!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# actually
this was my lesbian single mum friend heather who gave me the idea.

to quotewhat she said: "well every time you puke in ur mouth a little when talking, a guy somewhere hacks off his own legs with a toothpick, sucks out the fat from the severed limbs while grunting like a crazed boar, then using a small hose blows the fat into his pecs to form a lovely pair of wobbley titties "

i thought i'd just work with the first bit :\
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Boy!
You SERIOUSLY need a new friend . . .

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# i know
although i was asking for trouble just living off of the one. but where else will i find a lesbian single mum soon to be pole dancer?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# *swings tassels*

nearer than you know, buddy, nearer than you know . . .

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:33, archived)