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# good lord
i almost dropped my monocle into my evening sherry
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Almost isnt good enough.
I came here to see monocles in sherry and im not leaving until I do.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# well ive never been so offended in my life!
duel, DUEL I say!

Not sure why ive come over all aristocratic tonight
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I'm the great grand-daughter of a (living!) Earl
You don't come over me without a permission slip, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# hmmm
could i persuade you with

money? /chortles some more

checks* Ah bollox its monopoly money
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *Forges permission slip*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I hope you throw the empty glass (once the sherry is consumed)
into the fireplace in a fit of rage

thus demonstrating that you is posh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# that.....
and my many ex wives which are now perfectly preserved in my silverwear cabinet
/chortles to ones self
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:27, archived)
# I say!
what a fine rakish cad you're making

you aren't called Hoodles D'Arcy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# yes quite.
Still the port is rather good dont you think?
Its a rare 65' quite flavoursome if I do say so myself.

edit: My butler assures me it comes from a place in france called tess-kos, sounds delightfully charming
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# oh my
how quaint!

Myself I've had cheap wine imported all the way from Iceland

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:38, archived)