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# Since I dont have a camera or scanner you will just have to make do with this.


8k fact: 0.0375% of my posts have been front paged :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahah

fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I tried but the tip just got scorched.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# ahh, once you get past the searing agony and then death
you find you are really coming into yourself, or soemthing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# haha
Hell leads the way to self sodomisation. I thought it would be the otherway round.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# look on the bright side
never going to be lonely in hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# bejeebers
are you still here?

are you following me?

if so, come closer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Yes,
yes I am.
*shuffles over*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# mmmmm shaft!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# He'd'man
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# That's a clear cop-out
But, okay, I'll let you off this once

Congrats sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Can you explain
the tits and ego to me?

It appears to be a running joke I missed.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 4 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# scroll down me lad
Some darstardly raffscalion was acting like a complete oaf to the lovely foof and jessie
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Someone keeps posting random insults
And thinks that's the best description to offend and catergorise me...but it tickled me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# arrh.. sorry yeah.. just scrolled down and had a look
very strange! you've never seemed offensive to me..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 4 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# I'm pretty fluffy
It's one of my general beliefs

That's not to say I don't have unfluffy moments, but it takes alot

I'm curious what I've done to that person to offend him so...but not curious enough to actually care ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# maybe you broke his tender heart
by not loving him

it's so..

tragic

oh well, gotta laugh innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# stwange.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 4 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# good lord
i almost dropped my monocle into my evening sherry
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Almost isnt good enough.
I came here to see monocles in sherry and im not leaving until I do.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# well ive never been so offended in my life!
duel, DUEL I say!

Not sure why ive come over all aristocratic tonight
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I'm the great grand-daughter of a (living!) Earl
You don't come over me without a permission slip, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# hmmm
could i persuade you with

money? /chortles some more

checks* Ah bollox its monopoly money
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *Forges permission slip*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I hope you throw the empty glass (once the sherry is consumed)
into the fireplace in a fit of rage

thus demonstrating that you is posh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# that.....
and my many ex wives which are now perfectly preserved in my silverwear cabinet
/chortles to ones self
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:27, archived)
# I say!
what a fine rakish cad you're making

you aren't called Hoodles D'Arcy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# yes quite.
Still the port is rather good dont you think?
Its a rare 65' quite flavoursome if I do say so myself.

edit: My butler assures me it comes from a place in france called tess-kos, sounds delightfully charming
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# oh my
how quaint!

Myself I've had cheap wine imported all the way from Iceland

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# hahahahahaaa ...i just wee'd
See a gyneacologist immediately ..you appear to have a bad case of teh nads!

Congratulations...WOOHOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 4 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Are you sure?
Take a closer look.....

/teabags
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# congratulamastications
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# that's hot.
FACT!

0% of my posts have been frontpaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# You're not far off :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 May 2007, 1:41, archived)
# *pffft*
congrats!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 8:19, archived)