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# only because Mi5 have put walky talkies under my bed
they're turning me intio a super soldier by just making me think positive

'go on, you know, you could well kill all your friends and family it's easy, and then we'll give you a lot of money to carry on killing people we decide, love you, x'

mind you the girl who operates the walky talky at about 7 pm on sundays has a lovely voice with just a hint of 'I've killed all my friends and family and you're next'
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Well that would make anyone spluff!
You see you need more control. I make Mi5 do my house cleaning and laundry.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# but haven't they outsourced to al-qaeda?
for laundry services, i mean.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# It's strange really
That a so called 'dirty bomb' get your whites whiter than white!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:17, archived)