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# I have a beard that is currently reaching
'Blessed' proportions. I am under orders to shave it off before she gets home at the weekend. I'm not sure I can live without my soupcatcher so i am consulting a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Get a new woman.
Keep the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is what the lawyer is for
I already divorced her once. It might clean me out for good if I do it a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Get a fit lawyer
who's willing to do 'extras'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:05, archived)