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[challenge entry] Another compo entry featuring more poor punnage.

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Willo the Wisp?

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Fillo the Fisp
made of very fine pastry! ... and Mavis Suet,
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmm!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# y'alright scrubber
where've you been and how are ya?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Away
and a bit poo

I'm just orf for a liquid lunch - deek yer scone!


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# my poor special guy
enjoy your bevy, enhace the experience with pork scratchings or scampi fries.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Heh heh
Filo is evil. Give me puff pastry any day.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# filo is ace when making baklava
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# baklava is good
I enjoy eating it!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# how is a gif so small 170k?
is it made of dwarf star alloy?

might I suggest a few less frames?

/edit fuckit, just add spong
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# It's the subliminal messages in between
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I know where I screwed up.
I IS LEARND.

Hence the apology.

*Edit* And it wasn't the number of frames, it was the quality of the said frames that upped the size.

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# it's quite nicely done actually
if you like, here's a version with a few optimisation compromises (128 col, no dithering, a bit of lossiness) that brings it under budget but seeable

edit: glad you found it useful. there is some loss of quality in mine, mind you...
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
I am but a noob fumbling around the menus in the dark. Ta!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# you went for subtlety where others would have written 'parp'
and that is to be commended..
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# fumbling eh?
*strokes chin*
*cries because he doesn't have a beard any more*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# So why did you shave?
Surely regrowing would not be that hard?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Copious vomit
apparently.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *is reminded of "the twits"*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# shaved for medical reasons
I will not be too much of a problem growing it again... but I don't like the middle bit where I look like I'm trying to get Wham back together.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *rolls up jacket sleves*
*clicks fingers on alternate sides of his body in time to the music while he struts like a moron*

wake me up - before you go go...
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I have a beard that is currently reaching
'Blessed' proportions. I am under orders to shave it off before she gets home at the weekend. I'm not sure I can live without my soupcatcher so i am consulting a lawyer.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Get a new woman.
Keep the beard.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is what the lawyer is for
I already divorced her once. It might clean me out for good if I do it a second time.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Get a fit lawyer
who's willing to do 'extras'.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# He made a smell!
:O
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Sorry to TJ...
but I just saw the frontpage.
Is B3ta so desperate to offend that they'll even post images with the wrong name on?

Or is that their get out clause, in case someone does try to sue they can say ha-ha, no this is a fictional missing child
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# what Am I missing here?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# blimey! It's gone!
there was a Top Trump of the girl that has gone missing in Portugal, but they'd got her name wrong calling her Kate instead of Madeliene
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# It's gone!
:O
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# clearly mr toast has great power here
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# My shock was so great it blew it clean off the front!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# haha
can your powers of shock be used in reverse to blow some of mine on there? :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Or turned inside out
we could use him as a hoover :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'll do my best
post your worst!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# i'm not sinking to the lower depths of punnage :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# whatnow?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I noticed that.



(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# qui?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# huh?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# eh?
also hullo you :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hello missy
how's things in the world of Cw?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Buuuuuuuuuuuuusy
:D

Has back fully healed now?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# yes thanks
until thenext time at least :)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:19, archived)