Jesus was bald.
FACT.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 12 May 2007, 11:02,
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No no
The Jebus who raped me last night definately had long flowing hairs. I could tell he was Jebus as he cried "god! god!" while crying softly onto my crack.
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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril,
Sat 12 May 2007, 11:16,
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