Yarr, if it's cash ye be wanting...just sell a made up story to the gutter press about how you knew the parents and how evil (or wonderful, depending on the angle you decide to take) the parents are.
Pretend they treated you in hospitol and you overheard them talking about how much they hate (or love) their kids.
(Pretend they treated you in hospitol and you overheard them talking about how much they hate (or love) their kids.
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26,
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