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# On my toddler...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i win!
*hands in torso and leg*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I hadn't seen that pic before
I'm surprised her shirt hasn't been turned into a ManU/Voda stripe yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Clearly fake
It's Monday. The Daily Express front page is always 'Princess' Diana.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# oh stop
you're ruining our fun XD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Interesting theory
tomorrow's headline: "WHY DID MI6 KILL MY BABY?" DEMANDS DISTRAUGHT KATE AL-MCCAHUMMED
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# With undoubtably another different photograph
I mean, one photo is enough, surely.

We've had about half the family album now, including from 2 years ago.

How is that helping with the search - "Here is what she looked like in 2005"

Bah!

(Got that off my chest, finally)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# "Here's what she'll look like after several days in a shallow grave"
is sadly the more likely outcome
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Magazine Monitor!
I'm glad someone else reads it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I reckon
The parents sold her off.

I think the whole thing is really sus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I think that if the parents weren't doctors
and were more working class they would have been totally pilloried in the press for leaving their children alone in a strange hotel room

but of course they are totally blameless in all this, because it's fine to leave pre-schoolers for a couple of hours while you go and get pissed in a restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I agree
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# What was strange about the hotel room
I never picked up on that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# strange as in
it wasn't their house

as in strange to a 3 year-old who had never been there before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# and they didn't just leave her,
they left her two year old brothers aswell
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Brother and sister
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Pump up the volume
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
best post of the day
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Well my work here is done
*rides off into sunset*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Don't apologise.
Although the apology makes me giggle even more
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# i was half right,
they were both younger than her though weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# so she did have a guardian then?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Nope
They just checked in on the kids every half hour. All a passing crim has to do is work out how often the parents are dropping by then nip in and nab her after the next visit.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *takes notes*
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *steals kids while parents busy taking notes*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# esp as they had enough ££££ as docs
to pay for a babysitter like the rest of us do.... (or did..) they have no excuse
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# They said they checked every half hour
but the last time they checked was 9pm before returning at 10pm

which isn't every half hour, the stupid fuckheads, their story doesn't even add up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *is surprised not to have been shouted off the board*
Agreed in some ways, but that can't take away
from the fact that she was snatched from a
locked hotel room. Had she had an accident and
died due to parental absence from the room, then
I'd be more than willing to apportion blame. I
don't think it's fair to expect people to foresee
something like this happening though... Just my thoughts.

*goes to collect reward with hold-all full of toddler*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# How do we know she didn't?
Child wakes up in hotel room

Child realises parents are missing

Child goes out to find parents

Child goes to beach, not 200 yards away

Child goes into water

Child drowns and is washed out to sea

Parents try to absolve themsleves of blame: "THE WINDOW WAS FORCED OPEN!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# She'd be a pretty clever toddler
to force the window from the outside

/CSI Algarve blog

I take your point, I just don't think blaming the parents wholesale is fair.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# The police said there was no evidence of forced entry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I suppose that's feasible
but they would have to be cold hearted brilliant actors.

Really really cold hearted.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# like ian huntley?
didn't he go on tv and say how bad it was and hoped they were found soon?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# the question is
Why would someone actually take the trouble to break into someone to take the child, when there have to be plenty of easier targets?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# The question is
What kind of self-respecting childnapper would leave the twins behind?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i think
the parents got hungry and ate her, then forced the window open themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ooohhhhh,
so it's all a giant cover up
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I must
say from day one I've had a weird vibe about the dad.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# That's
Just repressed manlove ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# On a serious note I fully believe that
the kid has long been sold and is playing with her new Barbies with her new rich American parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# madonna?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# no
she went of her own accord
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Jokes was done on here the day she went
They got flamed and verily bum-raped
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i knew
someone woud have already done it
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It'd be interesting to gauge the board's reaction to these kind of events
I guess proximity to the event and severity of the piss-take are the defining factors.

I remember half the board disappearing at lunchtime on July 7th '05...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I remember the board taking the piss out of events as they were unfolding
=/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# yeh
I even churned out a 'shop or two when they were only reporting it as being very minor...

Funny that the board was awash with 9/11 jokes straight away, in spite of that clearly being very serious indeed.

In spite of that paradox, I have to say I think in general the board's very well moderated...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I bet..
the kidnapper wishes he hadn't (probably) killed her-he would be loaded!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# What a nice thing to say.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Cunning Plan
1) Steal kid B
2) Superglue skin off kid A onto kid B
3) Claim Reward
4) PROFIT!

It's not like the fuckwit parents will notice.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# that only works if you have the skin of kid A in the first place
any tips on how us non-child-stealing types can get in on the cash?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Clue in the "kidnapper" reference.
I'm just hoping for an icon out of it.

Personally I think the parents seem to be a bit too smiley and spend more time in church than I think I'd manage under similar cricumstances.

Smells dodgy.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Yarr, if it's cash ye be wanting...
just sell a made up story to the gutter press about how you knew the parents and how evil (or wonderful, depending on the angle you decide to take) the parents are.

Pretend they treated you in hospitol and you overheard them talking about how much they hate (or love) their kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Apparently she's got a dodgy right eye
So they'll be able to tell if she's genuine when she returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Quick poke with a brown felt tip
sorted
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I would guess
that all of you that are joking about this are not parents. It certainly changes your perspective on stories like this.

On another note, I was reading a book the other day and the author pointed out an oddity in human behaviour. When we hear of less than 10 people dying, we feel sad about it but as soon as the number goes above 10, it actually becomes less sad (unless you know someone involved of course). Maybe it is because it feels less real, and they stop being individuals.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# The death of one person is a tragedy
The death of a million is a statistic
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)