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# the apple turns into a small red whale during transportation
I would like an apple/whale multidimensiontransporter device

also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# MY apple/whale multidimensiontransporter device!
get yer own :P
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# well i have a...err...pie!
i actually have pie and chips right now
and peas and brown sauce.

MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# That will take you as far as the end of this dimension.
you'll have to make your own way back.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# i'll have to put in another pie then
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# rejected because of damaged crust
please insert another pie
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# thie reminds me of the simpsons
when homer complains about the machine not taking 'beat-up dollar bills'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# eeeexactly
please insert another pie
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *inserts more pie*
where exactly am i inserting these pies?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# wuuffllmurrghhakkrrekkkyufbafwiffle
quaah
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# surely, yoo mean: wuuffllmurrghhakkrrekkkyufbafwaffle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i farted near the end
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# whataboutawaterbottlewibble
that kind of 'in the bath' fart.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# bah
I shall have to find my own

or steal yours!

*yoink*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# *sticks leg out*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *transports*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# especially if it would take me from dreary cornwall to a sunny place in a split second!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I hear Minsk is nice this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# actually i was thinking Lanzarote
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:57, archived)