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# well, I'm a pirate
and would you believe it, someone dropped all the sprouts on the poop deck

some of these scurvy dogs are useless, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# yes
this entirely made up story devoid of any factual basis is completely true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# JAZZY HOLDALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# let's jazzy holdall!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# wow
how paradoxical
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# aye
tis the dichotomy of many a sea farer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# are you sure you don't mean 'strapodichtomy'?
that's the female sex change.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# arrr no!
thar be no such confusions for this man in a boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Arr, i'm a pirate too!
i'm the first mate of our ship, 'The Black Pig'

my Cap'n, Tomboy Gill, is going to lead is across the seven seas searching for treasure!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# arrr
I bees looking for booty!

arrrr

failing that, I hope to find a cache of fish fingers buried on a tropical island somewhere

it's the same result either way, really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# keep off
my fish fingery booty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# awww
I have been to the good port of lidl

tharupon I obtained by nefarious means (I handed them money, to be sure) some fingers of fish!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# arrrr
no pirate ye be, if ye hands over doubloons for such a fishy prize!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# arrrrr
I be having pirate blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# are you sure you didn't just get a bit excited?
that's usually where fishy fingers come from, anywho
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# hmmmmmmm fish fingers
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# and a juicy sausage too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# chocolate finger
;-)
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# ahhhh
nice to mix :D
lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:23, archived)