Why are camels called 'the ships of the desert'?They're full of Arab seamen.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Fri 18 May 2007, 18:09,
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A man is posted to the dessert with the French foriegn legion.after a few months he gets a bit horny.
He asks the other chaps what they do to deal with the 'lonelyness'.
everyone points to a scabby old camel in the corner of the Garrison, "we use Shelia" one of them pipes up.
Slightly taken aback the man decides he can go without for a while longer. A few more months pass and he can't hold out anymore, he needs to relieve himself.
so off he goes to see 'Shelia' and gets to the act. But Shelia keeps smacking him in the face with her tail.
every other thrust the man gets a smack in the face. But eventually finishes and sneeks off back to his barrack room.
The next day the man exclaims how he used 'Shelia' to get some action.
"any good?" asks one of his comrades, "yeah not bad, but she kept smacking me in the face with her tail whilst I was shagging her"
"Shagging her!?" they all say in unison.
"Your suppose to ride her to the brothel in the next town!"
(He asks the other chaps what they do to deal with the 'lonelyness'.
everyone points to a scabby old camel in the corner of the Garrison, "we use Shelia" one of them pipes up.
Slightly taken aback the man decides he can go without for a while longer. A few more months pass and he can't hold out anymore, he needs to relieve himself.
so off he goes to see 'Shelia' and gets to the act. But Shelia keeps smacking him in the face with her tail.
every other thrust the man gets a smack in the face. But eventually finishes and sneeks off back to his barrack room.
The next day the man exclaims how he used 'Shelia' to get some action.
"any good?" asks one of his comrades, "yeah not bad, but she kept smacking me in the face with her tail whilst I was shagging her"
"Shagging her!?" they all say in unison.
"Your suppose to ride her to the brothel in the next town!"
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 18 May 2007, 18:14,
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