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# I don't believe in you.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I AM AN INTERNET GHOST.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# You're an internet numpty, that's what you are.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# INTERNUMPTY WANTS FISH.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I want doesn't get.
Now what do we say?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# FEED ME NOW.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I imagine you saying that in the style of a Jamaican MC.
I haven't got any fish. Would you like some marmite?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I PREFER VEGEMITE. THANKYOU FOR YOUR OFFER BUT I MUST REFUSE.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Well ok then.
Philadelphia with chives?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# BRING ME WINE.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *chucks end of a bottle of shiraz* have that.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# WHERE DOES THIS SHIRAZ COME FROM?
I HAVE TO KNOW THE REGION AND I HAVE TO KNOW NOW.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Tell a lie, it's Merlot
from Northern Italy, it says here. 2006.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I have some nice Merlot already.
2005 from Chateau Tanunda in the Barossa Valley.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# This was alright for £2.99
It was white though *spits* as my two best mates don't fucking drink red.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# White merlot?
That doesn't sound promising.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# That's what I thought
It was bought with the intention that it might teach them that White Wine is Bad Wine.

But no, it was OK.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I'm having to taste all sorts of white wine for work
and I really haven't tasted a white wine that I liked. Plenty that I can drink, but none that I'd choose to drink.

Traminer is the filthiest shit I've ever put in my mouth. I explained to the wine lady that my table has a bowl of chips on it, not a bowl of pot pourri.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# The clostest I get to white usually is rose
I used to be allergic to all types, then got used to red so it can still get me if I have more than a glass or so.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:31, archived)