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# Morning all
As has previously been said, I haven't been to bed yet.

Have a fairy.



fuck, give me a minute, it's too big. Resaving.

There.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# She's lully
does she grant wishes? oh . . . not not THOSE sort of wishes . . .

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# :D
Most fairies grant those sorts of wishes- depends on the fawn in question.

And ta- it's not all too great, but then that's what you expect for half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# fwoar!
nicely done, cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Cheers very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# other than having had no sleep, how are you this fine morning?
this owl insisted on TJing to peddle his wares.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Ooooh!
That's a lovely wol.

Mostly smoking marijuana, snuggling mates I don't see very often and playing music quizzes.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# at the moment just chilling with a cuppa.
a bit later i'm going to be laying loft-boards.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Showbiz!
What's them then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# bits of chipboard that slot together...
you lay them across the rafters in the loft to make a floor.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Ohhhh
To stop foot related accidents? Manwife put his foot through the bedroom ceiling of where we used to live by being up there whilst rat arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
yes, to stop accidents like that.

and also to make it easy to stash loads of shit in said loft.

they also stop glass fibre getting everywhere, as it is all safely underneath the boards.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# You'd think housey builders would just put a floor in there to start with.
Semms obvious to me.

Ooooh, there's something wrong with me. I'm making smells like something's dead inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# actually i think that means quite the opposite
your digestive tract is obviously working most efficiently.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Surely not.
You're not here, it's like Zyklon B.

*is allowed to say that*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *flaps air* why you.
I have no idea how to explain that motion apart from flaps air. Stereotypical gay hand movement? Hand pretending to be swan nodding sarcastically?

I should go to bed, but that's just pointless now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# a perfect start to any day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Ah, I know you.
Are you talking about your cuppa?!

(Thank you lovely. Ning!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# tea and faries, i'm in heaven.
ning' to you too.

now get off to bed and get some kip, you'll be all grumpy later if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Nah
If I get only a couple of hours I'll be worse, and people want to see me today.

*raises tea* Another 20 cups of this and I should be alright. This is my *thinks* it must be my 10th or 11th since manwife went to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# she's always grumpy ;)
*dives into bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *determined to prove you wrong*
I am bastard well not, you nasty little...fluffikins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# *maniacal laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I'd drown you if I could be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *lives to irritate the world another day*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# lovely
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Ta
Ning fishcat. Owt planned for this sunny Sunday? (Aptly named, innit)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Alas nothing exciting
revision all day.

Might sit outside to do it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# That's a good idea.
My arse hurts, due to my pooter chair being made of GIT and WANKERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Sounds like an Ikea chair
I belive mine was called Scrøtüm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *rubs coccyx*
Ow. And it's not height adjustable and my legs are too long for it and the backs not high enough and it's not padded enough and it's at the wrong angle.


*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Have you tried shouting at it?
Or my personal favourite: covering it wth a duvet then sitting on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Well it's got a folded pillow on.
Making it 0.07% more comfy.

And the duvet's going to be a hassle to get down here.

No, I think I'll be content to rub my bum, thank you though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ah
what you need to do is bat eyelids at parental units, pointing out how much having substandard office furniture is ruining your life, then point them at IKEA or wherever and wait for them to return with a £200 chair.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Never going to happen
I have considerably more disposable income than the rents- unfortunately it's all involved in buying a flat at the mo though. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# bummer
nice idea tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Aye
I've got some argos vouchers, but I keep thinking I might need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# obviously not renting yourself out to the laydeez enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# They can't handle what I've got.
Or at least, that's the mantra I repeat before snuggling up to the one, thin, hotel pillow that smells of old vomit in my bare, £20 a night room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
that's so...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I don't believe in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I AM AN INTERNET GHOST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# You're an internet numpty, that's what you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# INTERNUMPTY WANTS FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I want doesn't get.
Now what do we say?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# FEED ME NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I imagine you saying that in the style of a Jamaican MC.
I haven't got any fish. Would you like some marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I PREFER VEGEMITE. THANKYOU FOR YOUR OFFER BUT I MUST REFUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Well ok then.
Philadelphia with chives?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# BRING ME WINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *chucks end of a bottle of shiraz* have that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# WHERE DOES THIS SHIRAZ COME FROM?
I HAVE TO KNOW THE REGION AND I HAVE TO KNOW NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Tell a lie, it's Merlot
from Northern Italy, it says here. 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I have some nice Merlot already.
2005 from Chateau Tanunda in the Barossa Valley.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# This was alright for £2.99
It was white though *spits* as my two best mates don't fucking drink red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# White merlot?
That doesn't sound promising.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# That's what I thought
It was bought with the intention that it might teach them that White Wine is Bad Wine.

But no, it was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I'm having to taste all sorts of white wine for work
and I really haven't tasted a white wine that I liked. Plenty that I can drink, but none that I'd choose to drink.

Traminer is the filthiest shit I've ever put in my mouth. I explained to the wine lady that my table has a bowl of chips on it, not a bowl of pot pourri.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# The clostest I get to white usually is rose
I used to be allergic to all types, then got used to red so it can still get me if I have more than a glass or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# lovely!
mild green face as well :)
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# :D You know, I hadn't thought of it like that.
I draw quite a few green women- it makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# lully
what is it with you and green-skinned women?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 20 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# :D
I am Shatner!

But really, I don't know. I love fairies, and green is my favourite colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i wonder if i still have my dodgy green ladies...
*hunts around*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# THEY'RE UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS WHERE YOU BURIED THEM, PSYCHO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# i have actually found them, so nurrr
bit shoddy tho, gonna re-shop it a bit before sharing
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Lovely!
Good 'ning Capt'n
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Thank you!
And ning also!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yum, fairies!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Ello Missy teh Wow
I can honestly say I think that's the best post of yours to date!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2007, 12:44, archived)