Have you tried shouting at it?
Or my personal favourite: covering it wth a duvet then sitting on it.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55,
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Well it's got a folded pillow on.
Making it 0.07% more comfy.
And the duvet's going to be a hassle to get down here.
No, I think I'll be content to rub my bum, thank you though!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 20 May 2007, 9:57,
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