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What's different about my lunch today compared to yesterday?
It was made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28,
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Take my mother in law, no please, I'm serious!
She is made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28,
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Did you hear they made a wooden car?
It was made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29,
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Why did it only take one dung beetle to change a lightbulb?
It was made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:30,
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What did the bullfighter say to the chicken?
Nothing. It was made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:31,
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Knock knock
who's there?
Euurgh! Your letterbox!
Euurgh your letterbox who?
It was full of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:32,
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Why didn't the pope bless the crucifix?
It was made of shit.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33,
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Why did johnny get in trouble for his snowman?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33,
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What's the difference between Paris and most other cities in the world?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:34,
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Why didn't the chinaman like the dim sim?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:37,
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Why couldn't Mary wake her baby?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:38,
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What is the most fascinating thing about the human brain?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:41,
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Doctor, Doctor! What is wrong with my hip replacement?
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 24 May 2007, 10:43,
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