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[challenge entry] Gilbert's successor, Tony, shows promise


After knocking this up in an hour, I realise that Gilbert & George are a) fucking clever and b) the biggest con men since Warhol

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *insert joke about being made of shit*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub
it was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# What's different about my lunch today compared to yesterday?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Take my mother in law, no please, I'm serious!
She is made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Did you hear they made a wooden car?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Why did it only take one dung beetle to change a lightbulb?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# What did the bullfighter say to the chicken?
Nothing. It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Knock knock
who's there?

Euurgh! Your letterbox!

Euurgh your letterbox who?

It was full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Why didn't the pope bless the crucifix?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Why did johnny get in trouble for his snowman?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# What's the difference between Paris and most other cities in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Why didn't the chinaman like the dim sim?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Why couldn't Mary wake her baby?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# What is the most fascinating thing about the human brain?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Doctor, Doctor! What is wrong with my hip replacement?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# is that 'made' or 'full'?

Incidentally, is it just me that feels Blair and Bush should have finished one of their podium speeches by hopping away from the camera in the style of Morcambe & Wise?
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# A google image search
will yield a couple of pics like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Dilbert and George?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ooh
Get thee to photoshop and do that now. Before I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# This is fucking brilliant
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:32, archived)