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# i am afflicted
with black bile. would cupping aid in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:25, archived)
# most definately
unless you are afflicted withe a swollen spleen, in which case it may kill.

best to simply administer a poultice of sulphur and ...er... wine gums.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# pfff
wine gums? with sulphur? surely you mean goose grease and horse apples? why, sirrah, 'twould appear that you would wish me to die of a ruptur'd spleen...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:56, archived)