I was never in the 'Phwoar, Johnny Depp!' camp...but I was pleasantly confused to find that Jack sparrow made me want to be a boy, so I could be gay for him, and wish I was a girl so he could be non-gay for me. And he didn't have a wife and happy family.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
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