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# i mean, you want edinburgh, not glasgow, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Again my lack of geographical awareness has let me down.
Please feel free to substitute "glasgee" for "stirling". Damn and blast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you really got a west/east thing going on eh
:D

edit: and it appears, so do I

/shit geography blog

still it's scotland I don't want to go up there to be corrected, they burn english people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# My cousin lives in Edinburgh
I'm sure he'll correct me sternly, at his leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# well
the firth of forth runs is on the east coast, and is next to edinburgh.
glasgow is on the west and has the river clyde running through it.
stirling is somewhat more central but does have the river forth flowing near it.
(whatsinaname, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah, plus:
the flow of the river i.e. out to sea, would mean any sewage would more than likely end up in North Berwick rather than flow back up the river. I'm just all of teh fail this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# you'd probably be alright with edinburgh
they're quite posh there so they won't burn you
they'll probably just look at you disdainfully and not offer you any tea
or heroin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# they are still all pissed up
and looking for things to burn

beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# The last time I went to Edinburgh
the streets were strewn with people in sleeping bags, desperately begging at cash machines. I just stood there with my chips n sauce and watched. Masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# last time I was there
"could you please give me some money sir"
*walk by*
"you fucking bastard fucking shit fucking cunt bastard shit"

yeah... great begging technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Who do I make the cheque out to?
Mr Bum? Capital Vagrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# captain baseball bat
I think would make the most use of your funding in this case
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:05, archived)