Balamory is like the Wickermanbut with a big box of crayons
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool,
Thu 31 May 2007, 2:15,
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and no applesor mad sexy romps in the local park
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!,
Thu 31 May 2007, 2:20,
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