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# comebucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Man Batter!!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# that'd be a great cartoon series that
"Comebucket, a mans best friend"

and like, the dude could have adventures and stuff and comebucket would cheerfully follow him and he'd get into trouble

and it'd be like "COMEBUCKET COMEBUCKET! I'm Trapped in the mine!" and comebucket would try and rescue him and like, fall over the edge of the shaft and fall down to the bottom and go splat, because it's just a bucket filled with come, and it would leak out on the floor and the guy would be like "YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAP PET"

and then he'd die
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i wouldn't want a cumbucket
following me around, people'd think i was a gay, then they'd start asking me questions about madonna albums and trying to draw my blood
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# haha
you have acid for blood AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# they'd draw the blood anyway
and put it into small plastic bags and then slit the ends, so that they could have a spurtathon party and spurt blood all over themselves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# And rub it in to their naked sweaty bodys?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)
# yes
before, during and after, burning them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Aye just spolit if for me mate O_o
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Would the bucket go yellow and crusty over the series
or would it be topped up with fresh stuff?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# it would have to be spurted into vigorously at regular intervals
to refil losses due to evaporation and spillage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)
# haha.
My old and estranged mate Etty ( you would have loved him, never was there a funnier man and he was an albino to boot ) used to call his mrs 'cumbucket'. But not like, with the lads, or in private, noo. He'd be in the pub, "CUMBUCKET, go the bar luv, that lads need beer " ah, those were the days in the Dog and Dart.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# such treasured memories
of pub based cumbucketry :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Was ping pong balls safe around her?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)