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# feed it lots of salt
and wrap your knees in cling film, try not to shout directions at the minister of transport between the hours of 3 and you should be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# right-ho.
but what if a little spider-shaped tortoise asks me directions and he's very far away?
(dagnabbit, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)