Or take all your lunch breaks for the next 40 years now.
Then don't go back to work for months!
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Wed 6 Jun 2007, 9:19,
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Then don't go back to work for months!
THEN THEY CAN'T FIRE YOU BECAUSE THEY NEED YOU TO WORK ANOTHER TEN YEARS
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Wed 6 Jun 2007, 9:28,
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