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# hmm burgling turds? good advice
i'm been offered a job mining marmite. what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# mining marmite certainly has it's advantages
but if you want to really get you money's worth, I suggest you drill for cheese.

ninja: haha "miming marmite" is one of the most difficult jobs i can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# i'd have to leave my current job
as a packer of fudge of course
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# yes, that's the beauty of turd burgling
I can bite pillows by day and still burgle the turds by night.

Edit: The origin of the word "turdburgling" (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Clicked!
Dammit!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)