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# Pop the top
and down that bad boy!

Blow up some ballons and tie'm around your patio . . . also sprinkle some garlic powder around.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# i hate balloons.
i tried chili powder, the squirrels here are tough bastards though. i'm just crabby that the local stray cats i feed lie there and ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:27, archived)
# That's because you feed them.
If you stop feeding them they'll look for other food sources... like squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:39, archived)
# if they'd eat tourists, i'd be happier.
and store clerks, gameshow contestants, smirkers, newsbots, people who spit or smoke....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:45, archived)
# The old ballon trick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 5:00, archived)
# i can't be cruel to non-human animals.
humans, no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That's an old RS80 he's got there.
We use RS92s now.
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Whether
there is weather or not no doubt. Good lookin' out!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Ta.
It should be snowing by now.
It isn't.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Jun 2007, 5:47, archived)