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# Horseshoe crabs
'Cos they actually look like they were made out of a frozen mousse pot and some pipe cleaners.

Creationism FTW.

But by a God who watched too much Blue Peter.

(Presumably the Platypus was from a short period when his mum wasn't around and he switched to ITV).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hah!
1980s children's ITV - for council estate kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# "What's this rot?"
"It's called 'Your Mother Wouldn't Like It'.
"You're right. She doesn't"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# What was the property price guide
that listed "% of people who watch ITV" as one of the descriptions of the area?

Made me smirk...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# It was upmystreet.com
We didn't even receive ITV where I grew up we were that posh.*



*may not be entirely true
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# "Here's one evolution made earlier!"
"God stop wathcing tv! It's time for your bath!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)