I've never had a bloke
put his cock near my eyes* small or not.
*lies, I've played rugby and had too many spit roasts
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20,
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Let me assure you fella
whilst I have a very open mind and an adventurous wife, I have enough trouble with getting things out of my colon. Trying to put things in there might be cause for violence. One way street I'm afraid. Much to the Mrs' consternation as she can't understand why she should have it and not me ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:30,
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Oh God not the spit roasts.
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princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley.,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26,
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they're not too bad
it all depends on whether you're giving or receiving.
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Muns,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36,
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I know.
it's a bastard on the knees when you get to my age.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36,
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Damn, I just realised I'm 14
posts past getting naked for you lot. Never mind, 5000 will come soon enough. (Ivv will not be pleased, she's been waiting for big round number nakedness from me for a few weeks now )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41,
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haha!
I hope that's your board_stats quote :D
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:47,
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haha
quickly ninjas 'inches' on the end ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52,
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