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# nice but...
Needs more nails.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# would..
'no more nails' do?
that is like nails. only not.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# genius
No! Spray nails = great new wepon. Allow me to demonstrate...

Hello Mr Rapist. Oh no, you're heading towards me with your schlong.

*Sprays nails*

hah no more eyes for you!

(not safe for use on drunk mornings when you misplaced it for your deodorant)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)
# deodorant
is for smelly people. let nature take its course.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)
# But what about the Lynx effect?
It successfully makes you smell like a 15 year old boy desperate to pop his cherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)