b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7302114 (Thread)

# its malibu burqa barbie, then.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# hmm
I wonder what iraqi speed dating is like.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Ev
ery second counts.

So like normal, then.

Not that I've done any of that.

/angry loner
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# an angry loner?
with a grudge?

against the man?

do you drive a truck through new mexico?

and if not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:17, archived)
# because fuck New Mexico
there really is no reason for you to have to go through it, unless you had to go to New Mexico. I'd rather go up through Utah.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, archived)
# oh see, I don't understand america
being all foreign and that, I think that everyone drives around in huge hamburgers with great big hats on and when you meet a stranger in his burgerwagon, you each tip your hat's at each other, say "good day sir" then blat the shit out of each other with about 40,000 rounds each, and then calmly drive away, on fire

This is what they teach us happens in america and I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of what I've been told

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:22, archived)
# no, thats Stoke.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:37, archived)
# or, as the locals call it
staaaaoike
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)
# And this ^
Stoke.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)
# was in stoke once
interesting place

seems that when you have a shit the police knock on the windows and tell you not to flush the drugs down the toilet

oh how we laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaaa
^ This!

Surely?

And yes, I would drive a truck through New Mexico. And Old Mexico. Fuck it, whatever Mexico's you've got going on I'll drive whatever the shit I'm driving these days through it (2001 Red Mini Cooper).

*KABOOM*

probably
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)
# "hih hih! hey kleetus! look at that guys leetle car!"
"paw! that's no car! uhuh uhuh!"

"yerp! no way yo momma's goin fit in thut!"

"noe way at all, paw! nyuhuh nyuhk kfkkfk" *asphixiates*
"damn it boi, you sure is dumb!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Being
from the Westcountry as I am...You've pretty much just covered every conversation I've ever had with my family ever. In fact, you're Wescountrying at an unbefore seen level.

I've just consulted them (the freaks in the barn, I mean) and we'd like to have your last post in a tangible format if we could.

Laminated, preferably (to catch the dribble. Then the tears. Then, inevitably, the jizz).

Still got it, girlfriend *clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56, archived)
# perhaps I have westcountry in my blood and necessary juices
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *breathe* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
That's just how they speak...I can't he...They're back...please radio for he...please don't leave u....AAARGHHAOOOAUSHJDIKHJSFPIDF [Transmission ends]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
# but does one in the west country, not say on occasion
"laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrk aart thaaaaaart!"

and then point in completely the wrong direction?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Er, what?
They probably do do that, but I believe you'll find them to be insane whatever happens. I mean, there are a lot of 'a's going on there. It's difficult to keep up wth thtem most of the time.

But yes, If you're citing the general cuntdom of the accent then yes, they all sound like rock hard shit being grated onto your Grandfather's corpse (that's probably more of a visual thing) and then being sprayed into her mouth.

I'm afraid we can't help that.

*runs off blubbing*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)