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# Look, I have no idea why
and it's not even my dog before you ask.


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It's late and I'm just filling in time whilst I polish off the last of my Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:28, archived)
# it's nice that you are polishing the cans of stella
I'm sure they'll be really shiny!

but aren't you meant to drink it instead?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Stella's the name of his dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)
# But...
is she Polish? Invaded in 1939, etc........
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)
# no, I'm going to
pour it in my naval, and have the dog lick it up then post pictures for you to see what you are missing. I'm in a good mood though so I might drink my last two tins then open some wine and stay with you fuckers FOR AGES. I'll make you look at my alien dog all night/ning/noon/nork.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)
# haha
:D

could develop the dog slowly over time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Oh he's gay as a
day out in Earl's Court. The daft bastard would be giving me a nosh in minutes if I gave him the chance. he likes the genitals and not just his own. He's a sweetie really.
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)
# doggy doggy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:42, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:36, archived)
# haha
I'm far too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to look at this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:37, archived)
# you've set me off now


i think i'd best go to sleep now, before i start posting angry flick-knife wielding kittens again.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Charge!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)
# roflmao
with cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# *something about filters*
;)
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# yeah, the
phrase you are looking for is "does not use them".

( you are going to say liquify and I'm going to counter with warp which is in the edit/transform tools. Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more ( with filters )

Seriously fella. I like your stuff, it tweaks my creative bone. I'm just flummoxed as to how you get away with it here. I've seen people murdered for posting filtered images in the past. I'm lucky to get away with the arty stuff I post and I have ALL the fucking talent.
Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how you survive on b3ta though. It's never happened before. I like lots of different kinds of image. I prefer my average b3ta image to have taken a little time and talent rather than a photoshop algorithm.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Hoooly shit dude..chill.
(I've never used Photoshop)

;D

"..and I have ALL the fucking talent.."
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)
# no but seriously dude,
like, I do, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Well, that's obvious.
"...I'm just flummoxed..."

Hhaha.

Eminem - You Don't Know

"..Your stuff is cool...It's never happened before.."

:D
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:53, archived)
# look, I'm not really a cunt
well I am, but I'm not just one for the fun of it. I honestly do like your stuff. It's as I said, amazing how you survive b3ta without a scratch. And seriously, if and when I offend you, tell me to fuck right off because then i'm on home territory. You just give the impression that whatever is said here sometimes goes right over your head in a " if I ignore it they never said it" kind of way. It's not normal, well, not for here.
I'll find you on Deviant art and I'll be much more complimentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I'm done with you.
Find me here;

misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# oh right, well I tried
I thought I'd hurt your pretentious feelings. Glad that's sorted, please waste more fucking b3ta space with your talentless filtering of other people's pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:03, archived)
# :D
"...Seriously fella. I like your stuff.."
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:04, archived)
# I'm full of Stella and it's b3ta.
have you figured nothing out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
# AHhahaahhaha!
"....it tweaks my creative bone..."
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# you're a bit of a berk
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:05, archived)
# it's not actually the fact that I am a cunt
that is bringing this about then? Good. I know I piss people off but it's like 'conversations with my lard' with this guy. And he's forever editing his previous replies. I can't cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I just looked through some of his /talk posts.
Desperate attention-seeker. Rude to regulars. Candidate for the ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Get a room you two.
"..Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how..."

:D
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:17, archived)
# "Vicariously I, live, while the whole world dies"
You posturing cunt. Fuck off back to deviantart, this is where funny stuff gets posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Join the 39,000 club!
I DID!
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)
# club
clubbbbb
clubbbbubububububububbt!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Ah, I had no idea he was a talker.
To be honest he seemed not to have total control of the English language and I assumed he was some foreign chap who had had the misfortune to stay on at art school instead of get a job and now saw all sorts of pretentious bollocks in a photograph of a dustbin. I tried to humour him and even tried to back down but "I'm done with you"? Fuck me, I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face. Joys of the internet eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20, archived)
# "..Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more.."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahha!

"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)
# it's really not
required to quote things I have written back to me. I may be a bit of a drinker but I can assure you my faculties are in tact and I have no trouble remembering the things I have written, in plain English, on this FUCKING page. You actually are a twat aren't you? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but what the hey, welcome to ignore land.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)
# "..I may be a bit of a drinker.."
Last week:

"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Oh dear.
Now he is quoting me in his sig and you in his profile.

You've got to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I am, you guys are priceless!
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)
# club
clubub
clububububububub
clububbuububtutbutbutbtbbt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:28, archived)
# The ignore button was invented for you.
Don't bother replying to me or Pasanonic because we will be unable to see your posts.

Have a nice time on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Missing you already.
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Obviously not a full shilling
as my dear old granddad used to say. I'm away with the faeries now so have fun with him. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:28, archived)
# well that is what the ignore button is for.
I have been actually more interested in this than I have with my TV movie for the past half hour or however long it has been. I hope Pasanonic has a better day tomorrow. Or however the hell you spell his screenname.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:29, archived)
# you can't beat a good tv movie
by that I mean television

they always have such depth and scope :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31, archived)
# actually, it is a theatrically realeased movie now on TV
40 Days and 40 Nights with Josh Hartnett..

only because I didn't feel like watching through that part of V for Vendetta where Natalie Portman gets shaved and treated poorly. Mainly because it is only exhibition and I don't feel like having to sit through that again, and then the girl i was talking to online was watching it and I was taling to her. Things you do for women, eh?
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:44, archived)
# The funny thing is this..
All I did was mention the fact that he 'may' use filters, and he has a complete mental breakdown..
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:34, archived)
# well,
you never make fun of a man who has been spending the night with Stella. I've been entertained, and rather than dive further into any of this I will leave it at that.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:38, archived)
# ^^^FIGHT^^^FIGHT^^^FIGHT^^^
Offering 10-1 on Laddy Boy....6-3...6 to nine million on...on Davy Crisps...Christ I wish I knew how gambling worked.

Nuterama.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:50, archived)
# discomeats explains it all!
here's how gambling works!

you go up to a bookie

and say "mr bookie! I'd like to make a bet!"
and mr bookie says "Thank you, give me some money!"
and you say "jolly good, here's some money"
and then you walk away, and he has your money

and that's how gambling works!

Tune in next time to find out how habitably ambient temperature fusion works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Oh you don't know the half of it.
before you know it he's stolen your house deposit and your brother ends up shooting you in the botched robbery to get it back.

/emmerdale blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:54, archived)
# heh
as long as you don't try and rob the bookie

oh dear! :D

what a mess that'll leave
in the ditch
where they find the robber

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Man alive
I thought it was more complex than 'give some retarded shitneck money for no reason', but apparently it isn't.

Now you've explainteted it, it's a weight off my mind.

*doffs cap to Mr Disco*

LET'S GAMBLE!...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# yay!
*throws in kidney for gambling money*

don't worry no way I can lose a second time I do this!

oh

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:02, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of not your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)