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# 'ning peeps
This morning I've mostly been having an very itchy perianum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# give a quick rub with an oily rag, that should sort it.
also that i could do with shifting up a few spaces.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I did get evil bogs off an old lady in the supermarket
when I was giving it a damn good itch by the confectionery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Peri-what?
...Should I google for that, or am I likely to need 12 litres of mindbleach afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# You can google that
But don't use the image search! It's the bet between the back of your genitalia and your anus.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Aha!
The gooch, or "bifkin's bridge".

I unnerstand.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)