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# because its Russell Fucking Brand!
he gives slightly incomprehensible ranting part-goths with crap haircuts a bad name.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I'm with coobeastie...
...and Bob Geldof!

nice pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# no.
Russell Brand is really funny, he's fop-ish in a good way, and adora-bubble, little brother. thou art mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
# (nice pic btw)
if i'd realised five years ago that i could dress like a reject from the Sisters, make my giant hair look ludicrous, talk utter twaddle, shag everything in sight and make money.... well, i'd not be lying on the floor right now, skint, thinking about tomorrow when i get my ukulele.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)
# :)
Heheh. His hair isn't ludicrous, is just...big. And he doesn't talk twoddle. He talks about real stuff, like the daily star and the sun and just random funny stuff. unless that's twoddle? and i don't know if he shags everything in sight. i've never met him/been near him. and he's never met tamara beckwith, let alone been in the same room as her.
EDIT: Noel Fielding has big hair. And it's not ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# look
its just jealousy really.
he's famous and i'm not.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)
# xD
*hugs* it's okay. would you like some tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# i'd prefer some whiskey.
i appear to have run out of it.



edit: on hair related issues..... Robert Smith has big hair. it is ludicrous, and yet an inspiration to us all*.


*fat goths only
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# ROBERT SMITH FTW!!!!
I < 3 The Cure.
EDIT: no whiskey. sXe ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# don't give in just because she's a girl.
russel brand talks faux-intellectual unfunny bullshit and his mother molests children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# oddly,
in the pub i talk faux-intellectual unfunny bullshit.

however, my mother did not molest children. my great-great-grandfather's brother was a murderer, if that helps?

and, as Jeremy Clarkson says, "on that bombshell, goodnight!"

(work in the morning.... being self-employed, i work for a right bastard)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# why the hell would i care what you do for a living?
i don't even know you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)