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# it was so funny
when the lady tried to measure him he ran away from
her shouting HELP HELP!

he's a cracker ain't he?
i can't wait to see him in the full outfit.
plus he bought me hot fuzz for fathers day!
what a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D That's a cracking lad you've got there.
I love him in his little suit though- he should definitely wear them all the time.

Did he understand the kilt-skirt difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i don't think he really knows what a skirt is anyway,
his mum never wears one.

he's totally the right build for a kilt, stocky wee bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# He's desperately cute.
Although you've now inspired my dress designer to put all of the blokes at our wedding in kilts. I've tried explaining that we're not Scottish, but she says as she is, and my best mate is we can borrow tartan.

I'm not sure I like this idea, but she's doing as she damn well pleases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you don't have to have tartan, you can have any single colour you like
my kilt's going to be black.
you can also get camouflage kilts.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Nah, traditional's the name of the game.
I shall be in a velvet dress and corset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# what colour?
sal can't decide.

plus don't tie your corset too tight or you won't be able to see where you're going!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Forest green.
With ivy entwined in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# aw
in fact i need to say it again

aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)