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# So, I've been playing around with gradient mesh on Illfrustrator

This is how

Anyone who wants to gaz me a pic, I may have a go . . . no promises



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I love her naughty little smile in this pic
That's lovely Dave- Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'sup beyatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yo yo yo, my brother from another mother.
The lad looked so cute, by the way- I've saved that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# it was so funny
when the lady tried to measure him he ran away from
her shouting HELP HELP!

he's a cracker ain't he?
i can't wait to see him in the full outfit.
plus he bought me hot fuzz for fathers day!
what a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D That's a cracking lad you've got there.
I love him in his little suit though- he should definitely wear them all the time.

Did he understand the kilt-skirt difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i don't think he really knows what a skirt is anyway,
his mum never wears one.

he's totally the right build for a kilt, stocky wee bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# He's desperately cute.
Although you've now inspired my dress designer to put all of the blokes at our wedding in kilts. I've tried explaining that we're not Scottish, but she says as she is, and my best mate is we can borrow tartan.

I'm not sure I like this idea, but she's doing as she damn well pleases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you don't have to have tartan, you can have any single colour you like
my kilt's going to be black.
you can also get camouflage kilts.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Nah, traditional's the name of the game.
I shall be in a velvet dress and corset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# what colour?
sal can't decide.

plus don't tie your corset too tight or you won't be able to see where you're going!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Forest green.
With ivy entwined in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# aw
in fact i need to say it again

aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# that has a touch of sinister about it
I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# thats just fab
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# crikey, I like that
though I could never get the hang of the gradient mesh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# no, I have some tips,
but it is MIGHTY tricky


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I WILL learn it
I will I will

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# this is excellent
the style reminds me of Capcom games. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# fight!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# keeee-ai!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# tatsu maki sen poo keya koo
(dak dak dur dak)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^ yes
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# blimey dave
cracking work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# don't be horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# why ever not?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# erm...
cos it's horrid?

you made Pachey cry last week with your horridness
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# There's nothing to get


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I watched two films at the weekend
And I can't remember the name of either.

Antonion Banderas being 'El Mariachi'.

Desperado? And....er...Desperado 2?

I don't really know why I'm posting this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# yup
on both counts
neither as good as 'el mariachi'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What's that?
The film they were based on?

I liked them, but that's not saying much- I like most things with Salma Hayek in.

Plus I kind of like how ridiculous they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
the low-ish budget mexican-language version
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Has it got Cheech Marin in it?
Does Salma Hayek get her lallies out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
you are a lovely nonsense . . .

I saw the new Hollywood blockbuster about the Indian tea plantations . . . I can't remember what it was called . . .

. . .


. . . but it was a PG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooo
no scenes of brewtality?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nah
but it gets a bit steamy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I thought that scene was . . .
pour!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yes
I thought the tea-bagging was wholly unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D
You should compere my wedding reception.

I hennaed my hair too, so I'm bright ginger again.


Oh, and my mate gave me a car (well, said I could have it when I started driving) and a signal booster for the telly! Which was lovely of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# is desperado 2 "once upon a time in mexico" or am i confused?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It would appear so.
Johnny Depp looks well fit without eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's nice!
TJ: I'm playing around with Sqirlz reflections but it keeps on crashing ('generating errors') at the final step of creating a simple rainy gif image, any ideas why, anyone? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# have you applied limes?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# "BANANA IN DISK DRIVE ERROR!"
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# that's an error?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think so
I open a jpg, press on the rain animation, set direction, see the animation, and click on the generate as a .gif, button. At the final stage it creates an error message.

Have I missed a step, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# wow!
that's a bit special!
what version of illustrator are you using?

did you have a nice holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# dunno
but more to the point . . . HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# it was totally Braw, thank you muchly!!!
although, i could only find strawberry CHEESE cake icecream :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# rubbish!
you just weren't trying


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# that's very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That is really excellent
There's a good sense of depth in that. Bravoda!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ooh
that's excellent!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# do me do me do me do me
but you'd have to find it from flickr as i have no pics at the office

EDIT: and big woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Good Lord
thats Cocking brillogs dave.

you are most talented in illustrator now.

i demand more insomnia.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# almost...
you don't want to give Dave a big head
he'd have to have all his hats re-fitted...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Nice one Dave!
Gradient meshes are the shiz. I tried using them on this of tutt, it took me blinking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Thass pretty cool, sah!
I almost gave up with this as it looked like summat Picasso threw up at first, however, when the mouth, nose and eyes were added, it all seemed to work. Your shades are a lot closer than mine.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)