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# everything i have ever made out of wood
is stained with my blood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# and not by accident!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# You must have lost a lot of blood
My last venture involved Plastic pipes and broken windows
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Home made slide?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Thats not a bad idea actually
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# eef!
the worst one was when i was putting shelving in my shed, i bled for ages, then even after i had bandaged myself up, i kept getting blood everywhere.
after a while i realised i had cut more fingers than i had first thought
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ouch
Shed modifications ftw!

One day I'll own a shed. And it'll be pimped to the max. Shelves, drawers, power-tool holders. the works.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# when we move house
one of the conditions is that i get to buy a new shed
even if there is already a shed there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Good call
then you can use the new shed as the base of operations from which you can demolish the old one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I like your style
I'd try to work in a new mower as well or perhaps a strimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# already got them
and a cordless circular saw
*runs round garden going 'brrrrum! brrrrrrrrrummm!'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I knackered my circular saw (not cordless)
trying to saw down a pine tree with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Awesome!
Its an excuse to go buy a bigger saw now!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Forget that
Real men mow the lawn with chainsaws
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahah
*must get a chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I've always wanted one
One day I'll get one and a stack of big gnarled logs. Or a tree. And just go for it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Forget that!
Realmen mow the lawn by capturing a rhino and let it graze on your garden.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I was about to say real men also mow with hammers
but it takes more than hammers to top a rhino
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# i remember one time
i got home from school and found the front door was locked, so i tried the back door, which was also locked. Having forgotten my key that day (Sod's law + it gets worse), my sister took it upon herself to put a rock through the window, push out all the glass and unlock the back door.

At this point I was panicking, unaware of my sister's situation, and I noticed that the front door was in fact unlocked. I met my sister inside the house.

Just before mum got home, I ran off up the road and hid in a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *saves*
i feel a question of the week coming on :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)