film yourself having a wank
then post the video to a made-up address
see if you get on the news
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16,
archived)
Hahaha
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19,
archived)