Jack Sparrow: he's a drunk, and everybody loves him.

but what if he were a fat drunk? what then?
FATTIES NEED LOVIN, TOO!
previously:
Pinter and Rags
Davy Jones and Tia Dalma,
J.O.D. vs Bucket
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:21,
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He's not so sexy anymore
*unloves*
How are you young 'un?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:22,
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Pfffft youngun?
how old are you, sirrah? ^_-
good...getting ready to hop in the shower. so if i don't reply, don't be sad!
i have to get ready for my cousin's bridal shower
*grumble*
*doesn't want to go*
yourself?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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I am all of the Ace
I've always wondered what it would be like to be showered in brides.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26,
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heehee
nekkid ones?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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that would be better I suppose
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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hmm...
*ponders*
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:31,
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