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# Thirsty?
Try a nice warm glass of
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(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
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momma daddy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Definately Momma
She was always a bit strange.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Yes, Momma Brian always had an air of mystery about her
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Damn,
that woman could fart like the best of them.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# and fill cans with sperm like the worst of them
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# you say that like its a bad thing?
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I just got nastys look from everyone in the TV room!
The All Blacks/ Saffa match is on and I suggested that if they had a ball each, maybe they wouldn't fight over it!

No pleasing some people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# TV room?
Are you in some kind of nursing home?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# No I run a backpackers hostel
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# That's what all the people in your nursing home say
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I have all my own teeth I'd like you to know*
*this is in fact a lie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# always the way with progress
you suggest a way to make the world a better place for everyone, and they turn their noses up at it.

Some people just like conflict. Why, I'd love my own balls.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I used to have the hobby of annoying ppl of watching footy in the pub
I'd support the ball and each time someone kicked it I'd shout FOUL! Then I'd make grandiose boasts like it'd score as many goals as both teams put together.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Good plan
but you know the south africans would just want to hold both balls anyway.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Well you have to make biltong somehow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)