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# I think you need
to be some sort of company first...

I'm self-employed! I believe in either no gods, or multiple gods! GIVE ME MY MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# fuck, i've just de-registered as self-employed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Never mind
under the new laws, you can now register as a Deity!

I had an idea in the pub the other day. Feel free to nick it, 'cos I'm never going to do anything about it...
Set up a travel company which organises, for a fee, contact with a cut-off civilisation in the Amazon rainforest
where you can turn up with many exciting modern gadgets and be revered as a God for a week or two. "God Trips", perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Go with Pantheistic Solipsism
then you'll automatically be self-employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i am a registered priest
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
Universal Life church?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)