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# no
i'm statuesque

stop laughing, you!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *puts hand over mouth*
I'm not laughing! Yes, you're very statuesque. Like Michaelangelo's David (get them knickers off, you)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# again?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Isn't statuesque a euphamism for fat?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# stiff and lifeless?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Nah, sort of tall and muscular
like a statue. Impressive looking.

*pats belly* us chubbies usually get stuck with 'cuddly'. NNnnnnnng.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I meant in women's magazines
the kind that I pretend not to read.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Oh I don't know then.
The only womens magazines I read are Vogue and....erm.... Bizarre.

Well it's got women in it. Even if they used to be men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)