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# Blame Mighty Nibus...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i always do
he's such a cunt
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I model myself on you
you git
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# you'll need more clay
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Are you a troll?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i've had my suspicions
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Micto, in the bedroom, with the 'lead piping'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# no
i'm statuesque

stop laughing, you!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *puts hand over mouth*
I'm not laughing! Yes, you're very statuesque. Like Michaelangelo's David (get them knickers off, you)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# again?!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Always.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Isn't statuesque a euphamism for fat?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# stiff and lifeless?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# no
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Nah, sort of tall and muscular
like a statue. Impressive looking.

*pats belly* us chubbies usually get stuck with 'cuddly'. NNnnnnnng.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I meant in women's magazines
the kind that I pretend not to read.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Oh I don't know then.
The only womens magazines I read are Vogue and....erm.... Bizarre.

Well it's got women in it. Even if they used to be men.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hurrah!
*saves*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ewwww!
Woo!


(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# :|
ew!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
why do women wear perfume and makeup?
cause they're ugly and they smell!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# because they're neurotic?
:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Is it any wonder?
Most women:

"Yuk, I hate beards, it makes you wonder what they're trying to hide."

+

"Oh noes! I can't go out without covering my face with slap!"

Bound to send anyone loopy after a while.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Fuck off, I love a good beard, me.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i love my beard too
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Tis a lovely beard.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# and the way that men are blamed for it all!!
the cheek of it!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# it's not going to be long before men start wearing make up and perfume
have you seen the adverts for male beauty products recently?
it's getting ridiculous
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# they're not even particularly 'blokey' ads.
New Ulivea anti-aging wrinkle cream for men.

"My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled, sanded, primed and repainted."
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# 'Unlike the garden fence
which I will do next weekend, promise. Yes I know I said that four years ago'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, it's raining now
so i can't do it until it dries thoroughly
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# :D You and my dad are the same person.
Same name, too.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# "My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled"
appear!?!?
THEY ARE!!
That's because you just put filling putty on your face!!!

what's wrong with a few lines? nothing, you bunch of self loving tartoles
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Nicely done
Even though I have no idea who that is
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# 'er off sex and the city plus random google face man.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# reminds me of...

that I did
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)