Dear Sir Weetos,Many thanks for the spurtless cock. Though this has now caused my wife of twelvety years to leave me in favour of the spurtless cock. I would therefore like to sue for the breakup of our marriage.
Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
(Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45,
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