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# New badge / club idea perhaps?
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# WHO GIVES A FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Remember, this christmas, please give a fuck to the needy
:D
And happy easter everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE CHIP.
(Woody999, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE ARTHUR FOWLER!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# With every box of Weetos
That would make it the most depressing cereal ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# a free spurting action arthur fowler
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Oh Jesus....
the horror....

I wasn't ready for spurting action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I don't think anyone would be
just ponder the lawsuit when someone gets fowlerspurt in their eye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Dear sir,
I opened my box of Weetos, to find a withered, greyng, flacid cock in the box. A cock that I can only presume was soemthing to do with Arthur Fowler. Said cock then proceeded to spurt in my general direction, causing considerable distress. I demand an apology, and a withdrawl of cocks from further boxes of Weetos.

Yours,
Outraged of Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Dear Mr O Hull
You will be pleased to know that our developers have since come up with new 'spurtless' cock technology. In laboratory conditions the new spurtless cock did not respond to any form of stimulus except nanostimulation by Beadle-hand. This did not result in spurtation.

We will send you a new spurtless Fowlercock by return.

love
Sir Weetos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear Sir Weetos,
Many thanks for the spurtless cock. Though this has now caused my wife of twelvety years to leave me in favour of the spurtless cock. I would therefore like to sue for the breakup of our marriage.

Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Dear Mr Yours Outraged Hull
Mlmlgngnlmlngnglmlnngnnllmgmgnngnlmlmgnngllmgnnlg

Yours,
Schmerg, Merm & Associates
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear S, M &A
Bou bou wappitt hiddliebink ningle chorn. Babbidge.

Outraged of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Nothing
will make you cry into your breakfast more than an Eastenders character
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It hasn't been the same since Reg Cox died
/predictable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE A FREE CHIP PLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've got no idea.
But that's a lovely shade of olive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yes
Olive it too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Green's my favourite colour...
Oil have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I might change my favourite colour . . .
if it can be orranged . . . I'll take it as red


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I blue you'd do something like that...
Always on the mauve you...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Gah!
you did that on purpless!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# We could be here all day....
If violet you carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# you'd be a-beiged
don't hue realise who you're punning with?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# There's no need
to take umber-age.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Thassit!
I'm coming brown on you like a ton of bricks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That's
azure-fire way to get my black up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# All white!
I warned you!

*phones pun police*

Yellow I'd like to report unlicensed punning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# OK, OK
I'll s-taupe it now. Anything to keep the peach.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I should pink so too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *is repaintant*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# WAIT!
Under that hat...

Is that...

A taupe?

I'm green with envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I was wondering the same
I thought it was a crap rock band from South Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# How dare you!
Saxon are living legends of Wizard-rock
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# No.
They are a crap rock band from South Yorkshire.

Biff Byford's false teeth are quite amusing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# For a crap band they've made an awful lot of money
and are still touring now- I saw them a couple of years ago playing to thousands and thousands of people in Germany.

What bands are you into then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha! ninja!
please... mr. PHP man.... do you know any classes/functions etc. that will allow me to generate an image of a webpage automatically in code...?

:D
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# lawks!
I do not. Maybe this will help? weblogs.mozillazine.org/roc/archives/2005/05/rendering_web_p.html
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
Dear Sir/Whom it may concern

I would like to direct your attention towards the previous image, which clearly shows a talking raspberry. This is freaking me out to no end,
and I cannot stand to witness such talking fruit any more. Henceforth, I must go now and make a cup of tea to steady my nerves. Would you like one?

Yours Faithfully,
    The Neville
          
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# No need thanks.
I've got a mug of Darjeeling right in front of my facemouth.
Don't let the raspberry disturb you. It has no legs, and therefore can only spit angrily at you (unless you go too close, in which case it'll have your eye out).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# someone tell Blic Neware that The Neville's nicked his signature
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# No, silly billy!
That's my real name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *adds to database*
*sells to Home Office for £5bn*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# this still does not make me feel the slightest bit enlightened.
but thanks anyway;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# whoever he is... i bet he's a nonce!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know who Saxon is or what he stands for
but he's out there doing it, and I respect that.

/zoolander misquote blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# have I missed a bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You and me both it looks like
Here have the cruddy image I drew today: I hate tennis let it be known
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Cock tennis!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Adds a whole new meaning to
"Ball boy"
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *licks ice cream*
hmmmm... salty!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!
cocktennis! no problems with that here though, just bloody rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
you'll spill your ice cream!

Woo! me too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# O.o'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Has he lost yet?

'lo missy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha, I like this :)
Wish Tim would call it a day, he's never gonna bloody win it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hello squire
Is your back healed up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*comes on Tim*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# i am mesmerized by the zoom


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Is it an ice cream or a cock she's hitting it with?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# It looks like a he/she to me
and also its a big dripping dildo.

mmmmmmmm ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Fairly do's
Far too cold for ice cream at the moment though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Crivens yes!
*shivers in office*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Wimbildildoden?
I SCREAM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Fuji Syusuke?
Manga + Tennis = Prince of Tennis.

End of conversation. Fire up your bittorrents and download it now, I implore you.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I am thinking I may have too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap
schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# 'ello you :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# why, hello!
:D

are you having a lovely day?

I'm having a splendid day :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# SUPER!
Spiffing!

Great!
(also hello :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# :D
it's a bit soggy out, I might have to call off going to sheffield to do my shopping

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it is rather ming
the weather... not the merciless kind that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# it's the right kind of weather to sit inside the car at the seaside
and just cry, before you drive over the cliff on fire

sort of thing

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I would reply
but I'm too depressed. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# s'okay
I just had to repair a matrix printer, brought me back about 20 years :)

I wish the same would apply to my back *ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# crikey
you was lucky being able to do that

some of them matrix print heads if you look at them funny they go "bleeeeeeeeeeee" and spray themselves into tiny little bits everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# luckily, it was just the power supply this time

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# aha!
at least you can still buy those things if they go kaputt

but they is might expensy now for some of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# on a sexy egg?
with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)