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# in the hours of darkness?
well, you know what they say

if you're not with them, you're a commie pinko liberal terrorist!

why do you hate freedom?

\o/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Actually... I DO hate freedom.
that's why I've protested and gotten myself sent to Guantanamo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# lol!
silly sonic broom!

it's hard to read the koran when someone has burnt, wee'd or smeared bacon on it*

(* what are the odds of THAT happening there...)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh God what I wouldn't give for some Arabic text smeared in bacon right now.
I have a condition you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# \o/
بحب بيكون!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkyyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# yay
I'm really craving bacon now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# "I want to question you about..."
"OFGM UR ~unAmerican!!!!!!!11one!"


whereas most of the best (and most revered) character in American history are famous for challenging the status quo because they observed something not right. La la la.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yes
tho by the looks of it, the thing that they observed being not quite right was that they weren't in charge

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i don't hate freedom
it makes bondage seem much naughtier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I covet your large amounts of cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# covet away
it's got blueberries


/allergic to strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# christ...
that's fucking tempting.

How far from Oxford are you?* I have a car and can be most places in the UK by the end of today.**



* just kidding, I'm not a mad stalker
**I could be at one place, taken from most places in the UK, I could not be simultaneously at most places in the UK. That would be mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# stalkers are fun
just go right up to them, say "mmm, cheese" and walk away. they tend to leave you alone after that.


oxford is very far from liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)