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# It'd work
I used to collect virgins.

(no seriously, I've got ten.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# can you trade them in for something once you've got ten?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Yes
An Extra Virgin! Like the olive oil.

Has two hymens, one made of a Lycra-Cotton mix.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I've claimed my free box of 'god you were a slut in high school'
And it's lovely, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I only got a mug
bah

Edit: my hot chocolate coffee mix is making me feel wierd. The coffee wants me to be awake but the hot chocolate wants me to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It's time for a DVD/ Book in bed
That way if you fall asleep you're comfy :-)

Right, the J is now smoked, and I am actually going to go to bed now. Nighty night little fluff bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)