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# Catholicism in the future
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Fantastic
I hope nanomachines are involved
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Yes they are
/Transmetropolitan blog
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Well
I hope searing gas pain is involved
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Woo!
Landru, help me Landru!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i say, jolly good stuff
I met a rather nice christain last night, he was very proud of the fact that he was still a Virgin. Not a bad looking fella, and really funny so must have been belief driven.
that or an amazing plan to get women to constantly take his V-plates away.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# It'd work
I used to collect virgins.

(no seriously, I've got ten.)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# can you trade them in for something once you've got ten?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Yes
An Extra Virgin! Like the olive oil.

Has two hymens, one made of a Lycra-Cotton mix.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I've claimed my free box of 'god you were a slut in high school'
And it's lovely, thank you.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I only got a mug
bah

Edit: my hot chocolate coffee mix is making me feel wierd. The coffee wants me to be awake but the hot chocolate wants me to sleep.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It's time for a DVD/ Book in bed
That way if you fall asleep you're comfy :-)

Right, the J is now smoked, and I am actually going to go to bed now. Nighty night little fluff bunny.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Night
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# now that's rather good now, isn't it
does it work like the tripods' caps?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Scorpius' brother
Perchance?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)