I wish to purchase this machineWooYay!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:03,
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I bet JML make them!"Wonder about when your next pie will arrive?"
"WONDER NO MORE! With the handy JML Pie Instant Service System!"
"Yes, tasty pies, on demand from this machine made of finest Chinese Plastic! but not just any Chinese Plastic, no.. the cheapest available!
"But wait! Order now and get a free set of Culinary Utensil Nipping Tongs, for grabbing your hot pies straight out of the machine!"
"But wait! We still aren't done! You get a free pack of Special Homestyle IngredienT® that are guarranteed to give your pie that unique quality that only the JML Pie Instant Service System can provide!"
("WONDER NO MORE! With the handy JML Pie Instant Service System!"
"Yes, tasty pies, on demand from this machine made of finest Chinese Plastic! but not just any Chinese Plastic, no.. the cheapest available!
"But wait! Order now and get a free set of Culinary Utensil Nipping Tongs, for grabbing your hot pies straight out of the machine!"
"But wait! We still aren't done! You get a free pack of Special Homestyle IngredienT® that are guarranteed to give your pie that unique quality that only the JML Pie Instant Service System can provide!"
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:10,
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*buys**opens the box* o0 shiney
*makes a poor quality pie*
*looks at the machine*
*puts it away for 5 years*
*gets it back out of the cupboard in 5 years time*
oh its broken
(*makes a poor quality pie*
*looks at the machine*
*puts it away for 5 years*
*gets it back out of the cupboard in 5 years time*
oh its broken
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:15,
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