Fill yer case, mun.
From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
pie heaven
a machine that makes pies?
in any flavour?
Mmmmmmmmm...
blackberry and apple purlease
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:03,
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in any flavour?
Mmmmmmmmm...
blackberry and apple purlease
I would like a beefs pie
and occasional apple pies, for afters :D
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:03,
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do you reckon
it could make
bakewell puddings too?
they am de bestest
ever
*but not technically a pie
other than that
chicken and mushroom
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:13,
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bakewell puddings too?
they am de bestest
ever
*but not technically a pie
other than that
chicken and mushroom
I think it could make any kind of pie ever
maybe even some kind of super giant pie
:D
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:18,
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:D
I think that story would be greatly improved by the presence of a large meat filled pastry product
:D
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:22,
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I did dream something like this once
tho it had a mouth
well, I say mouth, it had a hole in it's head that was stretching and shrinking over it's skull
which was nice
:D
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:01,
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well, I say mouth, it had a hole in it's head that was stretching and shrinking over it's skull
which was nice
:D
I'll need to do more abusive pictures of the twat
because it'll make me happy :D
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:05,
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I bet JML make them!
"Wonder about when your next pie will arrive?"
"WONDER NO MORE! With the handy JML Pie Instant Service System!"
"Yes, tasty pies, on demand from this machine made of finest Chinese Plastic! but not just any Chinese Plastic, no.. the cheapest available!
"But wait! Order now and get a free set of Culinary Utensil Nipping Tongs, for grabbing your hot pies straight out of the machine!"
"But wait! We still aren't done! You get a free pack of Special Homestyle IngredienT® that are guarranteed to give your pie that unique quality that only the JML Pie Instant Service System can provide!"
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:10,
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"WONDER NO MORE! With the handy JML Pie Instant Service System!"
"Yes, tasty pies, on demand from this machine made of finest Chinese Plastic! but not just any Chinese Plastic, no.. the cheapest available!
"But wait! Order now and get a free set of Culinary Utensil Nipping Tongs, for grabbing your hot pies straight out of the machine!"
"But wait! We still aren't done! You get a free pack of Special Homestyle IngredienT® that are guarranteed to give your pie that unique quality that only the JML Pie Instant Service System can provide!"
*buys*
*opens the box* o0 shiney
*makes a poor quality pie*
*looks at the machine*
*puts it away for 5 years*
*gets it back out of the cupboard in 5 years time*
oh its broken
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Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:15,
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*makes a poor quality pie*
*looks at the machine*
*puts it away for 5 years*
*gets it back out of the cupboard in 5 years time*
oh its broken